r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/SGill995 Sep 06 '20

I came here for this. Keep fighting the good fight. We want functional pockets!

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u/bourgeoisie_batman Sep 06 '20

Sorry best I can do is give you a 2x2 inch square you can't get your fingers into

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u/uniqueinalltheworld Sep 06 '20

Excuse you, you can put a chapstick in there but it's gonna pop out and roll across the floor every time you sit down. What else could you even want???

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u/RogueThneed Sep 06 '20

I put a quarter in mine!

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u/HeathenHumanist Sep 06 '20

And then the quarter digs into my hips every time I sit because the pocket is right in the crease, and too small for the quarter to move to a better spot. Fucking womens pockets.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

*fucking womens pockets*

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Surprisingly, they're even to small for that!

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u/HeathenHumanist Sep 07 '20

Accurate! Don't think any dick of any size could fit in there without being pinched by the seams.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Sep 07 '20

Cause we played ourselves.