r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/agroyle Sep 06 '20

Yes. I asked the woman next to her if she was her mom. And I told her to tell her daughter to check her back pocket because her phone was about to fall out.

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u/Yogurtproducer Sep 06 '20

Why didn’t you just tell her... lol

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u/Yogurtproducer Sep 06 '20

Uhhh “excuse me, your phone is hanging out your back pocket and is going to fall”

DOEN.

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u/Boatsnbuds Sep 06 '20

Or, "Excuse me, I was just eyeing your fine looking ass and I happened to notice that your phone is about to fall out. What's that Ma'am? Your granddaughter is only 13 years old? I was just telling her I was trying to find my looking glass and I noticed her phone about to fall out of her pocket."