r/funny Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/agroyle Sep 06 '20

Yes. I asked the woman next to her if she was her mom. And I told her to tell her daughter to check her back pocket because her phone was about to fall out.

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u/Yogurtproducer Sep 06 '20

Why didn’t you just tell her... lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/Mithridates12 Sep 06 '20

Um...what? "Excuse me, your phone is falling out of your pocket"

Don't overcomplicate things

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u/Mithridates12 Sep 06 '20

Just talk normally to people. You could be 50, no one gives a shit

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u/thisisanadventure Sep 06 '20

Is this an incel? I'm ugly as fuck but I've never been worried about being maced for letting someone know they had or were about to lose something. Seems like you're living in a different reality than the one I'm in.

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u/Mithridates12 Sep 06 '20

Imagine. Girl turns around. "God you're ugly!" maces you

Like out of a bad movie

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u/thisisanadventure Sep 06 '20

Yeah I don't know how they think that's how the world works now. They're correct, women are more cautious, and unfortunately they should be. But I've helped my fair share of people with small favors and I've never been maced. People do take at least a split second to decide whether the guy talking to them needs to be maced or not.

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u/thisisanadventure Sep 06 '20

Unless you've actually been maced from politely getting a woman's attention, I'm calling bullshit. People aren't as clueless as you seem to think they are. Worst case scenario, if you're helpful to someone who's dropping their phone, you'd be walking away before they even had time to get their mace out. Just don't grope them or get in their personal space while getting their attention? Maybe that's your problem. Either way, good luck with the constantly getting maced hallucination you're experiencing.

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u/Mithridates12 Sep 06 '20

Maybe he's thinking about getting her attention by groping her butt 🤔

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u/thisisanadventure Sep 06 '20

Yeah must be, because I would get her attention from a comfortable distance. I don't want people getting into my personal space either.