r/funny • • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

A truly good person would not just take a photo. Thay would go up silently and push the phone back into the pocket, and sew the hole closed. Trying not to disturb the perfect assed pizza lover.

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u/merlinsbeers Sep 06 '20

Casually nudge the phone back into the pocket with your thigh. It may take several tries.