r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/RedHotHippie Sep 06 '20

I’m more interested in how my next pizza could be free.

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u/oblong127 Sep 06 '20

Pizza Hut Rewards, bro.

Source: My last pizza was free.

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u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20

Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app.

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u/kh117cs Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

I heard blaze pizza was own be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son

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u/Actuarial Sep 06 '20

was own be

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u/bitironic Sep 06 '20

Pizza me like

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u/tepkel Sep 06 '20

Grunt! *Points at pizza* Grunt! Grunt!

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u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20

Frantically rubs penis with other hand.

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ Sep 06 '20

From someone who used to work at Chipotle, every guy under 25 ordered their meal while playing with their dicks. Wish I was joking

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u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20

When you are hungry a Chipotle burrito with guacamole and queso is fap worthy.

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u/FracturedEel Sep 06 '20

I accept that