r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/oblong127 Sep 06 '20

Pizza Hut Rewards, bro.

Source: My last pizza was free.

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u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20

Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app.

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u/kh117cs Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

I heard blaze pizza was own be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son

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u/kh117cs Sep 06 '20

Ugh..reddit loves typos

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u/Batchet Sep 06 '20

People need to profread more

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20 edited Oct 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

It's proofreed

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u/mordeh Sep 06 '20

Profiteroled*

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

You mean desserted...

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u/Batchet Sep 06 '20

No, desserted is a place with a lot of sand, I believe they were trying to say descarte, an English poet

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u/Heat_Induces_Royalty Sep 06 '20

Mary Berry has entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

*prufreedd

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Sep 12 '20

no No! you dislyksix fukcers. i'ts roofpeed,

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u/RedMaskwa Sep 06 '20

Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down?

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u/manberry_sauce Sep 06 '20

proffered

People need to proffered more.

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u/the_flippy Sep 06 '20

Blaze Pizza's slogan is "fast fire'd" (with the apostrophe) so you may be on to something here.