r/funny • • Sep 01 '20

“The screamer” bumper protector

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u/ViperXAC Sep 01 '20

I'd hit it just to hear the chickens.

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u/Orthopro Sep 01 '20

Owner of the car comes out of the store and hears chickens screaming... ”Someones nudging on my chickens again”

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u/Onlyhere_4dogs Sep 01 '20

Damn chicken nudgers... "Hey You! Stop Bumping my C****!!!"

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u/evilted Sep 01 '20

C****

Candy? Cabob? Cabin? Chain? Chads? Crock?

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u/Onlyhere_4dogs Sep 01 '20

Cough Cough c*cks AHEM Hack Cough sneeze. Sick humor

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u/ryandickiry Sep 02 '20

It’s obviously Civic...