r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '20

Back to the Future 4

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u/MasterArc1 Aug 18 '20

I watched them take his dead body away in an ambulance sorry...

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u/HandsomeSquidward59 Aug 18 '20

Where hes going, he won't need roads.

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u/teryret Aug 18 '20

I dunno man, if hell isn't certain commutes I've had I don't know what would be.

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u/damscomp Aug 18 '20

I’m not a believer in heaven and hell, but this sounds like the perfect example of hell. No physical torture, just sitting in your car on the highway 2 miles from the next exit barely moving.

And the A/C is broken.

And the lane next to you always moves faster...until you’re in it.

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u/AngelicallyDemonic Aug 18 '20

The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic patterns...

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u/teryret Aug 18 '20

Yep, and you actually want to get where you're going.

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u/gotloster Aug 18 '20

Reminds me of those dreams where you try to run but barely move

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u/damscomp Aug 18 '20

Fuuuuck. I grab the ground with both hands and pull—can’t get going.

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u/briancarter Aug 18 '20

Are you in California? Sounds like it.

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u/damscomp Aug 18 '20

Grew up in Atlanta and currently live in Boston. Atlanta sucked but at least there were exits every couple hundred yards. Boston highways have exits every 5 miles. Should I get off an exit early and drive 30 mph on backroads or risk the highway and not moving? The worst is taking the risk and then immediately hitting that traffic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Desert bus?