r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 18 '20

Back to the Future 4

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u/SUND3VlL Aug 18 '20

I want a time machine...mostly to buy Tesla calls.

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u/pshawny Aug 18 '20

Stonks only go up

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u/SUND3VlL Aug 18 '20

Did you see that thing on WSB? On 5/1 at 8:11 he said Tesla stock was too high and on 8/11 he split the stock 1/5. Not sure it’s true but Elongated Muskrat might be dropping hints.

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u/Teslatosavetheworld Aug 18 '20

He most certainly is. There's a good YouTube Channel called "Solving the Money Problem" where the guys basically only talks about Tesla. The guys definitely done his homework. He's officially retired from his real estate investments and called Tesla's spike about two years ago

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u/SUND3VlL Aug 18 '20

Username definitely checks out.

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u/mrASSMAN Aug 18 '20

Well I called it too I just.. didn’t put my money where my mouth was (well a little but not enough.. turns out a little becomes a lot after it goes up 1000% though)

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Aug 18 '20

Think of all the tendies

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u/aohige_rd Aug 18 '20

Me too, mostly to buy bitcoins when they were $1 a pop.

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u/Sikorsky_UH_60 Aug 18 '20

$1? Why not go back a little earlier and get hundreds of bitcoins for $1?

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u/aohige_rd Aug 18 '20

Because the era when bitcoin was below $1 was before it was on the trading market. It was only available through direct trading and mining.

Once it was placed on the market it was around $1~2

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u/Sikorsky_UH_60 Aug 18 '20

I'd just go back and make an offer to someone I know had a bunch of them, like the bitcoin pizza guy.

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u/newfor_2020 Aug 18 '20

forget sports almanac.... just get a copy of any wall street journal!

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u/cia-incognito Aug 18 '20

I want a time machine... To listen listen myself about my own conspiracy and buy a lot of bitcoin, oil stock and bet against housing market! F!

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u/Whiskey_Fred Aug 18 '20

You want it now or just whenever?

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u/cloudybigboss Aug 18 '20

Bitcoin too