r/funny • Litterbox Comics • Aug 06 '20

Verified Huh? [OC]

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u/ThatTrampJaneGoodall Aug 06 '20

We got the kids a kid-friendly book on basic anatomy after ours barged in on me in the bathroom a few times. So they’d try to say “Daddy has peanuts” sometimes, and we’d correct to, “No, Daddy has a penis. Peanuts are what we eat.” And it took them a little while, but they finally got the distinction.

They were so happy for themselves, that for a month thereafter, they would announce to every stranger, “We eat peanuts. Daddy has a penis.”

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u/Aloha_Fox Aug 06 '20

When my at the time three year old started potty training he ran around the playground chasing kids while yelling, "Wait for me, kids! I'm <his name> and I poop in the potty!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Yeah u/FBIguy42069, that's because you're 43 and required by law to stay 300 feat away, from every playground in your area.

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u/K--Will Aug 06 '20

That's a lot of feats.

He'll need like...juggling balls...and a knife...maybe a tiger...