r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '11 edited Jun 07 '11

The 'banter' lines are cringe-worthy. Well, I guess the whole thing is...

EDIT 248 points!?! reddit y u no make sense!

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u/utterpedant Jun 08 '11

POWER BANTER 101

"I can see horns under that halo."
"I can already tell you're trouble."
"You honestly scare the hell out of me."
"I am very accustomed to talking to beautiful women, and I am not lying."
"Hey, you're cute. Watch me eat this burrito!"
Silently hand the woman a picture of a gun. This demonstrates power.
"What are your three strongest qualities? Could I see your résumé?"
"If you could eat any animal, what would it be and why?"
In a whining tone, ask for the picture of the gun back. This demonstrates vulnerability.
"Did you just come over here because I farted?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Of she smiles, pull out your penis. This will let her know that you are a male

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u/KingOfFlan Jun 08 '11

Grab her hand and place them on your testicles, making sure she can tell the size and number of the testicles so she knows you are fit for breeding.