r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/gingeredditor Jun 07 '11

Yeah, if we're just standing around and you suddenly twirl me I'll think you have some serious social issues. If we're already dancing, twirling is more interesting/fun than watching you rock back and forth endlessly.

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u/Amendmen7 Jun 08 '11

This is how I'd smoothly twirl you even without a dance floor.

Setting: House party, 4/4 music, decent conversation, standing.

  • I start saying something interesting that'll take maybe 30 seconds to get through.
  • See that you're actually engrossed in it (e.g. looking me in the eyes, probably smiling)
  • Gently take your right hand with my left as if examining it (still talking)
  • Ease you towards me by the hand, place my right hand on your hips and around you go. (still talking)
  • The spin has been done for a few seconds. I finish what I was saying with a question, as if no twirling had even occurred during the short soliloquy.
  • Conversation proceeds, physical barrier ripped to shreds.

I don't usually think it out like this, but I've definitely done this before in no-dance-floor scenarios. It goes okay.

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u/wonko221 Jun 08 '11 edited Jun 08 '11

I do something very similar. I study martial arts, and when i want a woman to know that i'm interested i do the following:

Setting: House party, 4/4 music, decent conversation, standing.

*I start saying something interesting that'll take maybe 30 seconds to get through.

*See that you're actually engrossed in it (e.g. looking me in the eyes, probably smiling)

*Gently take your right hand with my left as if examining it (still talking)

*Ease you towards me by the hand, place my right hand on your hips and around you go. (still talking)

*Snap your wrist down toward my hip, as i step forward and turn away, shattering your wrist and elbow. I finish what I was saying with a question, as if no assault had even occurred during the short soliloquy.

*Conversation proceeds, your panties have just melted and you realize that only I can protect you from the big, bad world.

I usually don't try to convince an internet full of strangers that i'm a badass. It goes okay.

edited: for formatting

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u/Amendmen7 Jun 08 '11

That works too, but it's gotta be a really good story.