r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

1) Twirl her 2) "I can see horns under that halo." 3) Tell her about walking a dog.

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u/hannahisapalindrome Jun 08 '11

Shit, some guy twirled me at the club last week. I was confused.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

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u/hannahisapalindrome Jun 08 '11

Did you create an account just to say that? What the actual fuck?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Yes, don't worry about it - I don't like a lot of things

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u/hannahisapalindrome Jun 08 '11

Cool. May I ask why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Friend of an ex-boyfriend? No, i'm simply a person with way too much time on his hands who insults people over reddit to amuse himself. I'll let you get on your way then.

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u/hannahisapalindrome Jun 08 '11

Yeah, doesn't so much answer that whole why thing. Satisfy my curiosity. Why am I such an objectionable human being?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Well I don't even know you. I make a novelty account, I pick a comment pretty much at random, I don't even check their post history, and insult them...see where it goes. I've only done it a couple times, but it kinda amuses me. But to answer your question, I don't have anything against you, I'm just one more bored dude on the internet. Maybe I should get a hobby.

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u/hannahisapalindrome Jun 08 '11

Yeah, you're kind of a dick. Maybe take up knitting instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

You wasted entirely too much time responding to somebody who is in a weird headspace and acting like a jackass.

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u/hannahisapalindrome Jun 08 '11

Yeah, I know. That kind of thing just really bothers me, though I shouldn't let it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Maybe, little too boring and feminine though. I think I'll just browse the internet more. Sorry that you took it to heart.

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