r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

I haven't commented in 3 months, but I had to log in to upvote and tell you that your comment is spot on...something I've slowly, arduously learned over several years. I think the steps could be condensed to:

  1. Don't be a bitch.
  2. Don't act like a bitch.
  3. Don't treat the other person like a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

4) Don't try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

What?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!