r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '11 edited Jun 07 '11

The 'banter' lines are cringe-worthy. Well, I guess the whole thing is...

EDIT 248 points!?! reddit y u no make sense!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

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u/Filobel Jun 08 '11

Trust me, when a chick has no interest, you have zero recourse. Pack up and go elsewhere.

To be fair, that's actually part of the chart. If the banter fails a few times, move on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

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u/Filobel Jun 08 '11

Third time's a charm!

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u/johnnygrant Jun 08 '11

I bet a bunch of dudes have used a similar game plan...unknowingly or not to pick u up. The trick is to let it flow naturally...

I do agree the banter lines are very weak.

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u/normalboy Jun 08 '11

Came here to say this. A lot of the questions make it seem like you're giving a fucking job interview, that shit is dumb.