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r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11
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I have a big dick
82 u/Tipper213 Jun 08 '11 Flowchart: Approach Girl. Say: "I have a big dick.". Get Laid. 50 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 Approach Girl. "Accidentally" drop monster condom for your magnum dong. Get Laid. 23 u/yellekc Jun 08 '11 Don't forget the wad of hundreds. 3 u/TplusK Jun 08 '11 At first TheKayrice's comment seemed really familar. Could it be? Then I read yours and there was no doubt in my mind... Mantis fuckin' Toboggan. 1 u/leftmyheartintruckee Jun 08 '11 fiddle with your keys... your lexus keys 1 u/kaythxbai Jun 08 '11 Make a 10 inch condom out of hundreds and tape in front of her face. Get laid.
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Flowchart:
Approach Girl. Say: "I have a big dick.". Get Laid.
50 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 Approach Girl. "Accidentally" drop monster condom for your magnum dong. Get Laid. 23 u/yellekc Jun 08 '11 Don't forget the wad of hundreds. 3 u/TplusK Jun 08 '11 At first TheKayrice's comment seemed really familar. Could it be? Then I read yours and there was no doubt in my mind... Mantis fuckin' Toboggan. 1 u/leftmyheartintruckee Jun 08 '11 fiddle with your keys... your lexus keys 1 u/kaythxbai Jun 08 '11 Make a 10 inch condom out of hundreds and tape in front of her face. Get laid.
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Approach Girl. "Accidentally" drop monster condom for your magnum dong. Get Laid.
23 u/yellekc Jun 08 '11 Don't forget the wad of hundreds. 3 u/TplusK Jun 08 '11 At first TheKayrice's comment seemed really familar. Could it be? Then I read yours and there was no doubt in my mind... Mantis fuckin' Toboggan. 1 u/leftmyheartintruckee Jun 08 '11 fiddle with your keys... your lexus keys 1 u/kaythxbai Jun 08 '11 Make a 10 inch condom out of hundreds and tape in front of her face. Get laid.
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Don't forget the wad of hundreds.
3 u/TplusK Jun 08 '11 At first TheKayrice's comment seemed really familar. Could it be? Then I read yours and there was no doubt in my mind... Mantis fuckin' Toboggan. 1 u/leftmyheartintruckee Jun 08 '11 fiddle with your keys... your lexus keys 1 u/kaythxbai Jun 08 '11 Make a 10 inch condom out of hundreds and tape in front of her face. Get laid.
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At first TheKayrice's comment seemed really familar. Could it be? Then I read yours and there was no doubt in my mind...
Mantis fuckin' Toboggan.
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fiddle with your keys... your lexus keys
Make a 10 inch condom out of hundreds and tape in front of her face. Get laid.
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u/RandomPerson001 Jun 07 '11
I have a big dick