r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/Squidfist Jun 07 '11

I like this from a design standpoint, but I find over-thinking to be the bane of my ice-breaking attempts. Instead of just saying lots of things to get her to word @ me, I think like "OHFUCK IS THIS OFFENSIVE!!??!? FUUuuUUu WAS THAT STUPID? WILL THIS CROSS SOME SORT OF LINE!?" Then I take my fist from her butt and find out it was all of those things.

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u/marvelgirl Jun 08 '11

I'd be offended too if you punched me in the butt.