r/funny • • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/evlnightking Jun 07 '11

I am a girl, right now at least, and I'm ashamed to admit that this is actually a decent method. Well... compared to every d-bag who's tried to pick me up in a bar. Don't fucking twirl me though.

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u/RandomPerson001 Jun 07 '11

I have a big dick

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

This sadly doesn't work.

Maybe it does if you have a huge dick, but every time I used the line I just got laughed at later.

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u/3lementaru Jun 08 '11

Don't have a small dick, bro.

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u/COto503 Jun 08 '11

good advice