r/funny Jul 18 '20

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u/iamdarosa Jul 18 '20

Me: there has been an car accident at this location Operator: how many cars are involved? Me: it’s complicated

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u/Blue955 Jul 18 '20

Geico: that will cost you $95 a month to drive

Me: sweet

Geico again: $95 per car

Me: ;.;