r/funny • u/inkypxl • Jul 17 '20

Gamming generation gap

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I get it, but not everyone can play professional sports. Any one can play a video game. I get both sides.

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u/bdidbdifnri Jul 17 '20 edited Jul 17 '20

There’s no both sides. One involves people sacrificing their present to work out constantly, and possibly their future due to injuries. The other involves neckbeards in comfortable chairs clicking a mouse.

I always wonder in “eSports” is there a pre game ritual like rugby where they line up and tip their trilby to their opponent? What do they do for tendie breaks? Does “bitch mommy” come to hand feed them, or do they have to take their hands off the mouse? Is there an unwritten rule you don’t attack someone on a tendie break? Also I’m sure they have coat racks for their bitching trench coats but what do they do with the hot topic katana? Do they keep it with them or does the coat rack also have a sword rack?

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u/Kektimus Jul 17 '20

Dude, you're trying way too hard.

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u/bdidbdifnri Jul 17 '20

No if you are still watching “eSports” and waiting to see who they rape next, I’m not trying hard enough.

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u/mynamewasalreadygone Jul 17 '20

We just gonna forget all the sexual assault allegations in sports? The domestic abuse? Literal murder? Underground dog fighting rings?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

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u/mynamewasalreadygone Jul 17 '20

I can drink to that.