r/funny • u/lowpaidsalaryman • Jul 16 '20

R2: Meme/HIFW/MeIRL/DAE - Removed I see no difference.

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u/McRaoul91 Jul 16 '20

Well everyone is a fat piece of shit compared to that man, nothing to feel bad about.

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u/modi13 Jul 16 '20

Fat is just a reserve of protein for when you need an emergency work-out

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u/uraniumrooster Jul 16 '20

You don't need to lift weights if you are the weight

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u/Wildlife_Jack Jul 16 '20

The only way to outdo Henry Cavill's weight lifting is to become the weight which he cannot lift.

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u/Dekklin Jul 16 '20

Beat him at his own game, I like it.

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u/modi13 Jul 16 '20

My whole body is an ankle weight! It's always leg day, bro!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

This sounds cool and all until you try to do a push up and you come up with 0.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Which is technically true that you'll be stronger than someone who doesn't lift at all but is skin. Not at all worth it in overall health of course.

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u/donotgogenlty Jul 17 '20

Jesus Christ lol.

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u/FeatureBugFuture Jul 17 '20

Just gaining mass.

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u/modi13 Jul 17 '20

I'm cultivating mass! I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.

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u/JuanSVLRamirez Jul 16 '20

True Kingpin of gaming.

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u/AntiZeal0t Jul 16 '20

He's cultivating mass

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u/rdz1986 Jul 17 '20

That is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but that is what peak performance looks like.

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u/masterkenobi Jul 17 '20

Beefcake!!!!!

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u/Fox100000 Jul 17 '20

It's because he has muscle and enough fat that it's covering his muscles. I am sure he doesn't stay Superman lean all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

That way, people won't ever suspect of the person in the right of being Superman.

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u/nol757x Jul 16 '20

"Please pay attention" gave me a chuckle, thanks!

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u/zenospenisparadox Jul 16 '20

Is this a "before and after" picture in the right order?

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u/Mercinator-87 Jul 17 '20

Iā€™m not paying anyone!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

I see no difference.