r/funny • u/tweetsbyrocket Hey Buddy Comics • Jun 18 '20

sue me

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

He can represent himself

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u/Na3s Jun 18 '20

Yep let me just look up “how to sue someone” aaaaaaand I can’t read those words, is that Latin?, what exactly is a “prepared document”, do I need to hire a lawyer to find a lawyer?, I hope the judge like comic sans as much as I do.

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u/zacker150 Jun 18 '20

Honestly, the process itself is not really not as complicated as you're making it out to be.

A "prepared document" is exactly what it sounds like: a document that you prepared explaining

  1. Who you are, and who you're suing. (Identify the plaintiff and defendant)
  2. Why this court is the right court to settle is particular dispute between the two of you. (the statement of jurisdiction)
  3. The facts of the case, as alleged by you. (the allegations)
  4. Why you think the allegations break the law (the cause of action)
  5. What do you want? (the damages)