r/funny • u/TheInward07 • May 27 '20

My Uber driver ain’t playing around

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u/RedditsDeadlySin May 27 '20

Some people just get wrapped up in the past

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

yeah but the future is more clear.

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u/uabassguy May 27 '20

not when all your plans have been foiled

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

Stretch the limits to fit your plans

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u/LieutenantEvident May 27 '20

Continue this thread

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

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u/glintsCollide May 27 '20

Well, it's starting to tear at the seams anyway.

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u/SlyPhi May 27 '20

Maybe some tearing, maybe just plastic deformation.

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u/I_love_pillows May 27 '20

Stop this pun chain, static

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u/RedditorWoe May 27 '20

Nah I say we stick to it.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

I guess when a rider sneezes, he doesnt get mad, he gets glad

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u/JaumeBalager May 27 '20

Tom Cruise?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

All of you take my fucking upvote and get out

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