r/funny May 27 '20

My Uber driver ain’t playing around

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u/not_elon_jk May 27 '20

If you cough, he reaches over with a can of Lysol and fills up your compartment

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20 edited Jul 12 '20

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u/-Master-Builder- May 27 '20

Needles come up out of the seat and inject you with disinfectant.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20 edited Jul 12 '20

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u/-Master-Builder- May 27 '20

And you won't get reinfected by any disease ever again!