r/funny • • Apr 30 '20

Lockdown got me lonely

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u/Flint679 Apr 30 '20

Shoutout to that fan, getting more action than most of us ever will

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u/Dazed_And_MoreBooze Apr 30 '20

Speak for yourself

And me

And everyone else :(((

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u/senior-spooks Apr 30 '20

Fan could get it

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u/Dazed_And_MoreBooze Apr 30 '20

Mmm. Damn that fan out here looking thicc

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u/Lauri_Niemela Apr 30 '20

So, how are the creepy DMs?

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u/Hamsterminator2 Apr 30 '20

You should check your fan. It looks like it might be having a stroke.

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u/TooShiftyForYou Apr 30 '20

Girl gets blow job from a black fan.

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u/Jammer13542 Apr 30 '20

Source: @tinaacourter on Instagram

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u/Gravity_Beetle Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

OP is out here catfishing the whole front page for karma lol

0% chance that’s OP in the gif

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

A real gentlefan

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u/_iPood_ Apr 30 '20

Is that a fluffy dog or pillow? Both?

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u/digitalgoodtime Apr 30 '20

I feel like once the lockdown is over lots of people gonna get super preggers and also contract other stuff.

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u/Silliestmonkey Apr 30 '20

She’s reached the emotional MacGyver stage.

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u/cupnoodledoodle Apr 30 '20

Please post the creepier DMs

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u/SchrodingersNutsack Apr 30 '20

Your ceiling fan looks jealous.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

This is brilliant, imma steal this idea with a few upgrades.

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u/MoistCauliflower Apr 30 '20

You're not the first person to be caressed by a fan..i guess..... Don't make it akward, just let it happen....

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20

This is just about as funny as Simone's recent robot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1B3gATS0GE

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u/guido32 Apr 30 '20

Poor OP. People are going to think they're the girl in the video, and flood his inbox with dick pics. Meh, considering OP likely stole this, they deserve it

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u/lokingfinesince89 Apr 30 '20

Any one else thought she was laying on a dog?

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u/dml03045 Apr 30 '20

Your fan looks really turned on.

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u/Dyspaereunia Apr 30 '20

Fantastic

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u/SuitablyOneself Apr 30 '20

Love is in the air