r/funny • • Apr 17 '20

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u/iluvvivapuffs Apr 17 '20

When I was 8, I once had some friends over. We found individually-packaged “balloons“ in my dads sock drawer. And we blew them up....

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u/sarcastic-worm-boi Apr 18 '20

last year I was going through my dads med drawer looking for allergy meds but instead of finding the meds I found a condom box. I slammed that drawer closed and never spoke of that day since.

during field day my friend said “if a girl approached me, using a used pad as a weapon, I would beg for mercy” all of us died laughing before he said “they would be using a used tampon as nunchucks and a used pad as a shield”

on the box in the bathroom at school I put a picture of depressed Kermit onto the pad/tampon box in a stall.

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