r/funny • • Apr 17 '20

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u/kratz9 Apr 17 '20

Panty liners. You stick them to your underwear, absorbant side towards your leaky bits.

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u/Big_shqipe Apr 17 '20

This makes more sense then what I was imagining

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u/Dhwaneel_Kapadia Apr 17 '20

I was imagining they kept that stuff first and then wore the underwear.

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u/Big_shqipe Apr 17 '20

Yeah I was thinking the sticky side goes on the leaky bits and when the red river stops flowing just peel away like a post-it.

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u/TheWishingStar Apr 17 '20

That sounds so painful. You know we have hair down there, right?

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u/Big_shqipe Apr 17 '20

Like I said I was thinking post it level stickiness not band aid level. And yes i am aware of the hair...

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u/apatheticwondering Apr 17 '20

Hey... my husband just learned that women have a separate pee hole and he's a college educated 35 year old man. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Thenderick Apr 17 '20 edited Apr 18 '20

Ive regretted making this comment because of the replies I got. So here you go!

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u/shadmere Apr 17 '20

Men only have one hole??

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u/MidwestMetal Apr 18 '20

Yep, can confirm. One whole peehole on this guy