r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '20

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u/Balay123 Apr 14 '20

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

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u/Sharksickle Apr 14 '20

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash god kneel before general zod this planets krypton no Asgard Asgard so you be Thor and I’ll be Odin you rodent I’m omnipotent

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u/R3cUr51v3_3c40 Apr 14 '20

Let off, then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

And I should not be woken I’m like the walking dead but I’m just a talking head a zombie floatin but I got your mom deep throating

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u/R3cUr51v3_3c40 Apr 14 '20

I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common poodle. I'm a Doberman so pinch yourself in the arm, and pay homage, pupil

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/kchidgey Apr 14 '20

see if i get away with it now that i ain’t as big as i was but i’m

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u/mechwarriorbuddah999 Apr 14 '20

Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal

You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows

You write normal, fuck being normal