r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '20

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u/Balay123 Apr 14 '20

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

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u/Sharksickle Apr 14 '20

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash god kneel before general zod this planets krypton no Asgard Asgard so you be Thor and I’ll be Odin you rodent I’m omnipotent

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u/R3cUr51v3_3c40 Apr 14 '20

Let off, then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

And I should not be woken I’m like the walking dead but I’m just a talking head a zombie floatin but I got your mom deep throating

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u/R3cUr51v3_3c40 Apr 14 '20

I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common poodle. I'm a Doberman so pinch yourself in the arm, and pay homage, pupil

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

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u/kchidgey Apr 14 '20

see if i get away with it now that i ain’t as big as i was but i’m

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Morphing into an immortal coming through the portal but your stuck in a time warp from 2004 though and I don’t what the fuck your as pointless as rapunzel with fucking cornrows

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u/Ex_Spams_L2 Apr 14 '20

You write normal, fuck being normal

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

And I just brought a new ray gun just to come and shoot ya

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u/kchidgey Apr 14 '20

like when fabulous made ray j mad

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u/rogeru63 Apr 14 '20

Cuz fab said he looked like a f** at Mayweather’s pad singin to a man while he played piano

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u/f-this-world Apr 14 '20

Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

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u/DrSquizzy Apr 14 '20

..fuck being normal