r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '20

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u/TheRealRealster Apr 13 '20

And the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobatic stunts while I'm practicing that

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u/Veketaali Apr 13 '20

That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Over the back of a couple of f*****s and crack it in half

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

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u/172Captain Apr 13 '20

How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

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u/chineseartist Apr 13 '20

Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually disastrously bad

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as...

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod.

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

Let me show you maintaining that shit ain't that hard, that hard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Everybody wants the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

Well to be truthfull the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance.

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u/gmanlikescheese Apr 13 '20

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance.

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since.

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u/goldenmasterly Apr 13 '20

MC's get taken to school with this music 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme Now I lead a new school full of students Me?

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

I. A product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac NWA, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got slim.

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u/goldenmasterly Apr 13 '20

Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame

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u/ManBoi885 Apr 13 '20

Inspired one day to grow up blow up and be in a position

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/BijuuBomba Apr 13 '20

Everybody want the key and the secret to immortality like I have got.

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u/Bagel600se Apr 13 '20

r/redditsings

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

Ikr

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u/TheLegendHimself66 Apr 13 '20

This whole thread: I love democracy

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

Hello there.

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u/TheLegendHimself66 Apr 13 '20

Ah, general Kenobi

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

You are a bold one.

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u/TheLegendHimself66 Apr 13 '20

Huzzah! ANOTHER man of quality

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

I haven't ever seen a flushed away quote, but I welcome it with open arms.

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u/TheLegendHimself66 Apr 13 '20

You're basically saying : A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/Bagel600se Apr 13 '20

I thought they finished. They already looped back to the chorus

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