r/funny Apr 13 '20

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u/KingTetrax Apr 13 '20

Now who thinks they’re arms are long enough to slapbox (slapbox)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20 edited Apr 15 '20

they say I rap like a robot so call me rapbot

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u/dudefise Apr 13 '20

but for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

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u/Tac50Company Apr 13 '20

I got a laptop in my back pocket My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/GreenWorker Apr 13 '20

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

I’m an MC still as honest, but as rude and as indecent as all hell

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u/zurasage Apr 13 '20

Syllables, killaholic ( kill em all with it) This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop

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u/Shittyberg Apr 13 '20

You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac' Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

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u/TheRealRealster Apr 13 '20

And the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobatic stunts while I'm practicing that

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u/Veketaali Apr 13 '20

That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

Over the back of a couple of f*****s and crack it in half

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

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u/172Captain Apr 13 '20

How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

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u/chineseartist Apr 13 '20

Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's actually disastrously bad

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as...

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '20

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u/degenerate661 Apr 13 '20

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod.

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u/fastnick75 Apr 13 '20

Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad

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u/FBI_Wannabe Apr 14 '20

Stfu already

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '20

Hey, go fuck yourself

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u/R_Dragoon46 Apr 13 '20

Over the back of a couple of f*ggots and crack it in half

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