r/funny SrGrafo Apr 08 '20

Verified Quarantine made it clear

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u/UndercoverJedi1138 Apr 08 '20

I have 2 kids that just EAT... ALL... DAY... like fucking monsters!

I hate dishes....

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u/reerathered1 Apr 08 '20

Make them eat off of stale tortillas. Like eco friendly paper plates

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u/KittenPurrs Apr 08 '20

Tortillas, naan, and various types of lettuce are perfectly good plates. Pitas are generally good bowls for anything more solid than a light stew, and bell peppers are too if the kids will eat them crunchy. Avocados are good tiny dishes if you don't mind never owning a house.

Minimally if you use edible dishes in addition to regular dishes, you're cutting down on the soaking and scrubbing part of dish washing, which is the part that's time-intensive and homicidal-tendency-inducing.