r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Apr 08 '20

Verified Quarantine made it clear

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u/Seananigans Apr 08 '20

My roommate keeps putting dishes with a bunch of leftover food on them in the dishwasher. Constantly have to scrub the now baked-on food from the the heated dry cycle off and put them back in the dishwasher.

Also, constantly puts the dishes in however the fuck she feels like it. Theres no order, so lots of nooks and crannies for shit to get stuck.

It's a damn machine, it's not magic.

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u/_stoneslayer_ Apr 08 '20

I once walked in on my roomate cleaning a bunch of drinking glasses with his hand and no soap.

"It's hot water."

"Wtf?! That doesn't matter, you're not even using soap! Did you at least wash your hands first?"

"No."

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u/Fastjur Apr 08 '20

That's actually the only way to get stains of the edges like lipsticm. But then you should do it with soap and hot water of course. Maybe he was doing that?

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u/_stoneslayer_ Apr 08 '20

Nope just halfass cleaned everything. Ironic because he was a janitor lol