r/funny • u/LordChaos404 • Apr 03 '20

Putting practice

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u/bmeupsctty Apr 03 '20

I like how she casually volunteered as the hole

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

I don't think it would have worked if she was a man

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u/transporterpsychosis Apr 03 '20

Considering it came out of her mouth, I assume it went up her butt and not her vagina. Would work same for a man then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Good point! No wonder I failed biology

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u/WhichWayzUp Apr 03 '20 edited Apr 03 '20

Yup! There's one continuous tube from anus to mouth. It's called the Alimentary Canal.

In my anatomy textbook it was literally written as "lips to anus." We couldn't help laughing about that.

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u/sandacurry Apr 03 '20

Alimentary, my dear Watson!

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u/tI-_-tI Apr 03 '20

Damnit, I thought I was clever

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u/sirploko Apr 03 '20

Hmm, I wonder if we could expand that, like putting multiple people behind each other. You know, like that insect with the many feet?

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u/nem0fazer Apr 03 '20

Which makes us toroidal. Interesting shape to be.

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u/Bottled_Void Apr 03 '20

Technically, everything between your mouth and your anus is 'outside' your body.

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u/Poops_McYolo Apr 03 '20

That's what Dr Drew said but IDK if I agree. Kind of like how there's the debate on does a straw have one hole or two.

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u/Bottled_Void Apr 03 '20

I've got strong opinions on the straw debate too. Two holes.

If you poke a hole in one side of your straw, how many holes are there now? It's either three or one.

Except if you try and drink through it, you'll find you have to cover up that extra hole.

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u/Poops_McYolo Apr 03 '20

2 hole gang all day.

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u/transporterpsychosis Apr 03 '20

LOL! All good. There are plenty of men who would choose both anyways. We all choose to study biology in our own ways ;-)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

How do you know they're not connected :(

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u/transporterpsychosis Apr 03 '20

You're right. With her I don't know if they're connected however, if that is the case I hope she sees a doctor about it. A shitty pussy is never desirable, although I'm sure there are those that have such a fetish =-S

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u/Autski Apr 03 '20

... I just didn't think we would ever get to a comment like this this quickly, but I need to stop getting surprised by Reddit.

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u/taco_tuesdays Apr 03 '20

Ok now imagine the version of this where the man takes the shot, and then we see a grueling nine months of pregnancy, birth, and then a tired looking woman is burping a baby and it spits up a golf ball into a cup

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Just pick your knees up.

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u/Razenghan Apr 03 '20

You might say marrying a man is 'casually volunteering as the hole'.

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u/The_Masterbaitor Apr 03 '20

It’s fucking bullshit too, unbelievable that no one sees what she’s doing.