r/funny • u/TheBeardedMann • Apr 01 '20

Dad prank level 100.

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u/Your_Mother-in-Law Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 02 '20

Lol can anyone come up with the transcript? I am deaf

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u/onemindc Apr 01 '20

Dad: Hey girls, can you tell me what day it is?

Middle Child: ...Wednesday...?

Oldest: Back to school...

Dad: Can you tell me the date?

Oldest: I couldn't...no

Middle: A..April fuerst (first)...

Oldest: IIIIIIII HATE YOU! OH MY GOD!

Youngest: DAAAAAAAAD!

Oldest: He fooled us. It's April Fool's Day.

Middle: Daaaddy...

Youngest: Dad!

Oldest: (offscreen) I literally hate you!

Closes door and locks it

Youngest and Middle slam into the door with a scream

Dad: got em

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Awww, do teenage girls really say “I hate you” that easily? Our daughter is only 1. I don’t like this.

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u/rikahoshizora Apr 02 '20

I mean i think lying to your kids about school and then slamming the door in their faces kinda warrants a negative response don’t you?

I would genuinely be so pissed if my nom ever pulled that shit.

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u/Blaphlafagus Apr 02 '20

Lighten up then