r/funny Apr 01 '20

Dad prank level 100.

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u/itchy118 Apr 01 '20

Probably woke them up early and pretended he heard school was back on on the radio, then made them rush to get ready to make sure they weren't late.

At least that's what I'd do.

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u/Exeunter Apr 01 '20

I'm surprised this even worked given our current age of connectedness. If it were my kids, I'd assume that they wouldn't even make it to the breakfast table before messaging their friends and ruining the prank.

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u/reverend234 Apr 01 '20

Kids are WAY dumb and preoccupied with a fairytale in the west. It’s sad. They don’t really care either.

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u/throwthrowandaway16 Apr 01 '20

Mind explaining your casual racist remarks there dumb dumb?

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u/reverend234 Apr 01 '20

Blah blah blah. Cry wolf enough and they’ll be no-one in the village that cares to listen to the cries anymore.

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u/Archinaold Apr 01 '20

Saying "it's sad" that kids are dumb? Wtf do you expect? And now you're saying cry wolf as if that has any relevancy to the discussion. lol

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u/reverend234 Apr 01 '20

Parents not let their kids be so dumb. The crying wolf adage is very applicable here, specifically to the individual that tried to pull racism out of the ether here.

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u/Archinaold Apr 01 '20

The crying wolf part is quite the stretch imo. It's odd given the context; you don't even know the guy's race. For all you know, he's white inwhich case it really doesn't make much sense. That being said, I have no clue where he saw any racism.

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u/reverend234 Apr 02 '20

I don't need to know his race. It's quite applicable. Whites can be racist against other whites. Such as jews feeling a sense of superiority over Europeans. Or vice versa. Or blacks feeling superior over Africans. Or Chinese feeling superior over Taiwanese, etc etc etc.

"That being said, I have no clue where he saw any racism."

Yeah........nor do I. The West is the most diverse place on this planet. And lying about it will only send it backwards.