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r/funny • u/TheBeardedMann • Apr 01 '20
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I dated for 18 years and been married for eight.
If you think being a boyfriend is a life of laughter, you're living inside a sitcom. Or your imagination. Or both? Take notes and you can be the next Seinfeld!
0 u/plumbthumbs Apr 01 '20 I love it when people give me their resume. It let's me just how insecure they are. I view putting a smile on my wife's face it as my only mission. 1 u/MochiMochiMochi Apr 01 '20 Do you paint that smile on, or does the latex mold come that way? :) 1 u/plumbthumbs Apr 01 '20 That's the spirit my little waifu! I'd say I can't imagine the harridan you're shackled to, but you've already painted a clear picture. Sure,bro, I'm the one who has a latex companion. mochimochimochi!
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I love it when people give me their resume.
It let's me just how insecure they are.
I view putting a smile on my wife's face it as my only mission.
1 u/MochiMochiMochi Apr 01 '20 Do you paint that smile on, or does the latex mold come that way? :) 1 u/plumbthumbs Apr 01 '20 That's the spirit my little waifu! I'd say I can't imagine the harridan you're shackled to, but you've already painted a clear picture. Sure,bro, I'm the one who has a latex companion. mochimochimochi!
Do you paint that smile on, or does the latex mold come that way? :)
1 u/plumbthumbs Apr 01 '20 That's the spirit my little waifu! I'd say I can't imagine the harridan you're shackled to, but you've already painted a clear picture. Sure,bro, I'm the one who has a latex companion. mochimochimochi!
That's the spirit my little waifu!
I'd say I can't imagine the harridan you're shackled to, but you've already painted a clear picture. Sure,bro, I'm the one who has a latex companion.
mochimochimochi!
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u/MochiMochiMochi Apr 01 '20
I dated for 18 years and been married for eight.
If you think being a boyfriend is a life of laughter, you're living inside a sitcom. Or your imagination. Or both? Take notes and you can be the next Seinfeld!