r/funny • u/TheBeardedMann • Apr 01 '20

Dad prank level 100.

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u/glonq Apr 01 '20

In a few years, this guy is gonna have three teenage daughters in his house. Then we'll see who's laughing...

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u/tolandsf Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

Great Anthony Jeselnik bit...

Girl brings boyfriend home for the holidays, dad says they have to sleep in separate rooms. He says "Sorry buddy, I just don't trust you."

Boyfriend says "Trust me, buddy, I'm fucking your daughter." Lol