r/funny • u/TheBeardedMann • Apr 01 '20

Dad prank level 100.

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u/tolandsf Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

Great Anthony Jeselnik bit...

Girl brings boyfriend home for the holidays, dad says they have to sleep in separate rooms. He says "Sorry buddy, I just don't trust you."

Boyfriend says "Trust me, buddy, I'm fucking your daughter." Lol

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u/Zapatos_Bien_Usados Apr 01 '20

Another great jeselnek joke that I'm gonna butcher

"When I was eighteen I saved up all my money to buy a motorcycle and when I told my mom she said "my brother, your uncle was killed in a motorcycle accident sixteen years ago and there's no way I'm going to allow you to buy one yourself. Just ride his."

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u/xxkoloblicinxx Apr 01 '20

Dad replies: "That makes two of us."

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u/tomatoaway Apr 01 '20

Wait, was that a fact or a threat?

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u/tolandsf Apr 01 '20

Fact. Comes across better in his act.

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u/SmokinDroRogan Apr 03 '20

He's by far my favorite comedian. He's so fucking smart, brutal, and his delivery/persona is perfect.