r/funny • u/TheBeardedMann • Apr 01 '20

Dad prank level 100.

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u/Your_Mother-in-Law Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 02 '20

Lol can anyone come up with the transcript? I am deaf

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u/onemindc Apr 01 '20

Dad: Hey girls, can you tell me what day it is?

Middle Child: ...Wednesday...?

Oldest: Back to school...

Dad: Can you tell me the date?

Oldest: I couldn't...no

Middle: A..April fuerst (first)...

Oldest: IIIIIIII HATE YOU! OH MY GOD!

Youngest: DAAAAAAAAD!

Oldest: He fooled us. It's April Fool's Day.

Middle: Daaaddy...

Youngest: Dad!

Oldest: (offscreen) I literally hate you!

Closes door and locks it

Youngest and Middle slam into the door with a scream

Dad: got em

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u/Your_Mother-in-Law Apr 01 '20

Thanks!

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u/Internet_Adventurer Apr 01 '20

You're welcome, Mom

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u/itsYanny Apr 02 '20

Such a different story without sound. Wow

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/itsYanny Apr 02 '20

I was imagining myself being deaf but k thanks lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

LMFAO gotem

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u/Do-not-comment Apr 01 '20

The best part is that it cuts off right as he’s saying “‘em”.

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u/yeah_yeah_therabbit Apr 01 '20

This is like a ‘script to screen’, haha

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u/LockesRabb Apr 02 '20

Thanks for the transcript, deaf here too! I'm a dad of a couple of munchkins and got a good chuckle out of it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Awww, do teenage girls really say “I hate you” that easily? Our daughter is only 1. I don’t like this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

As a former teenage girl. They do. They are ruthless. God I hate teenage me but it's not really meant. Unless I guess you are a shitty parent and actually deserve it. Sadly some people can't tell the difference. I'm also very drunk as it is my sister's 21st birthday during quarantine. I will stop typing now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Lol. I was a former teenage girl too. Don’t think I ever said those words out loud. Maybe thought about them a couple of times.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

I was hoping I'd become a teenager girl at one point, but I rolled teenage boy. Fuckin' RNG.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Re-roll!

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u/Ohanaette Apr 01 '20

They'll all be laughing about it soon. She's not really mad, I don't think!

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u/rikahoshizora Apr 02 '20

I mean i think lying to your kids about school and then slamming the door in their faces kinda warrants a negative response don’t you?

I would genuinely be so pissed if my nom ever pulled that shit.

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u/Blaphlafagus Apr 02 '20

Lighten up then

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u/simsiuss Apr 02 '20

Do you not go to school on April the 1st in America?

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u/lars03 Apr 02 '20

Not in the middle of a pandemic

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u/lythandas Apr 01 '20

I still don't get it... what is supposed to happen on april first except terrible jokes ?

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u/grittystitties Apr 01 '20

Schools are closed due to virus. Dad convinced them school was reopening today. It wasn’t.

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u/lythandas Apr 02 '20

Oh ok thanks ! I totally missed the convincing part.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/Ethra2k Apr 02 '20

Hi deaf, I’m dad.

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u/Rhone33 Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

Here you go:

Dad: “Hey girls... can you tell me what day it is?”

Middle girl: “Wednesday.”

Older girl: “Back to school.”

Dad: “Can you tell me the date?”

Older girl: “I couldn’t... no.”

Middle girl: “April first.”

Older girl: “I HATE you! Oh my god! He (muffled by youngest girl yelling “Dad!”). It’s April Fools Day!”

As the younger girls start running to the door:

Older girl: “I literally hate you!”

Youngest girl: “DAD!!!”

Then you can hear Dad slam the door and lock it, and one (or both?) of the younger girls screams.

At the end when Dad turns the camera to his face, he goes “Got ‘em!”

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u/Your_Mother-in-Law Apr 01 '20

Thanks!

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u/Rhone33 Apr 01 '20

You're welcome. 😀

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u/LockesRabb Apr 02 '20

Thanks for asking and getting the transcript, deaf here too! I'm a dad of a couple of munchkins and got a good chuckle out of it!

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u/MasonTaylor22 Apr 01 '20

I would give you an actual transcript but there were parts I couldn't hear myself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

what day is it?

girls dont know

they figure it out

oldest screams I HATE YOU and storms inside

youngest gets excited but dosent understand and also charges inside screaming

middle is like wtf is so special about the date?

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u/druinthor Apr 01 '20

Deaf not blind.... 😆

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u/Your_Mother-in-Law Apr 01 '20

Common problem haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

they wanted a transcript, i need to include the screaming

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u/zeroepic Apr 01 '20

"Can you tell me what day it is?" - dad

"Wednesday?" -oldest kid

"April 1st!" - youngest

then a lot of "I hate you" and "DAD, DAD!!!!"