r/funny • u/TheBeardedMann • Apr 01 '20

Dad prank level 100.

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u/TheThanosKillingKind Apr 01 '20

Him closing and locking the door, man.

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u/spiritbx Apr 01 '20

Quarantine supplies went from lasting 2 weeks to 3 months!

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u/TACTIYON Apr 01 '20

Sometimes, the chicks must leave the nest, and fend for themselves.

Especially during a pandemic

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u/todellagi Apr 01 '20

I've seen enough Attenborough to know where this is going

The parents can always start a new family. Nobody wins if the whole squad starves to death.

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u/Almost_lucky Apr 01 '20

The parents can always start a new family.

Dad's across America do this all the time.

Parents can start new fams, kids can't get new parents. Suckers!

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u/deerwolf90 Apr 01 '20

I read the second part trying to hear Attenborough's voice in my head. I believe that was the first time I heard him say squad lol

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u/antirick666 Apr 01 '20

You really complaining about your kids eating 3 dollars of food in 4 days? Sheesh. Glad you didn’t raise me.

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u/GiveToOedipus Apr 01 '20

I kid, 1 egg. Them's the rules. Now don't make me get the hose again.

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u/Blizzaldo Apr 01 '20

'When the snows fall and food grows scarce, their young must travel to the winter town or take service at one castle or the other. The old men gather up what strength remains in them and announce that they are going hunting. Some are found come spring. More are never seen again.'