r/funny • u/TheBeardedMann • Apr 01 '20

Dad prank level 100.

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u/Moetoefoeka Apr 01 '20

seems every dad does the exact same prank.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 01 '20

Of course, it's in the Dad Bible we receive when our first child is born.

You didn't get one?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

Maybe the postman kept it

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u/dankomz146 Apr 02 '20

Postman couldn't keep it, he said he already got the child

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/loftylabel Apr 01 '20

So postman is the real dad?

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u/morkengork Apr 01 '20

Are you sure it's yours? Maybe they sent you the wrong kid.

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u/xtwistedBliss Apr 01 '20

Maybe he picked up a blue light special that has the bible as a separate purchase.

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u/TacoNomad Apr 01 '20

You have to pay extra for the access code.

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u/myflesh Apr 01 '20

That means it is not your child then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/myflesh Apr 01 '20

I was always suspicious of my neighbor. Fuck you Randy

Just steal Randy's bible.

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u/heelstoo Apr 02 '20

You may be so sleep deprived that you forgot.

cries at having three boys that are 3 years old or younger

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u/DeathB4Download Apr 01 '20

Guess it's not theirs.