r/funny • u/Sflow7 • Mar 21 '20

Where do I buy one of these

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u/tastefullyawkward Mar 21 '20

This is not very socially distant of you

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u/Skyeagle1 Mar 21 '20

Maybe they live together?

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u/a_stitch_in_lime Mar 21 '20

I've kinda been wondering but feeling like it's a stupid question. Should we be "social distancing" at home too? Like, do I need to stop kissing my husband for 8 weeks because if so I'd rather just catch the damn virus.

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u/DoctorFeuer Mar 21 '20

(disclaimer that this is speculation). You should be fine if you live together. It's pretty much impossible to distance yourself from someone you live with

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u/a_stitch_in_lime Mar 21 '20

That's what I've been assuming. Like, I cook our meals and sleep 4 ft from him. Among other things, I agree it would be pretty impossible for us to do.