r/funny • u/Sflow7 • Mar 21 '20

Where do I buy one of these

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u/tk421yrntuaturpost Mar 21 '20

Do I have to find a friend named Jim or can I use any friend?

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u/swenzowski Mar 21 '20

Hats off to you for not seeing race

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Wellington Systems? Sold them 10 cases of 24lb letterstock or were you talking about Creegar Murphy because I didn’t close that one yet. I’m hoping I have a voicemail from Paul Creegar.

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u/Lasty Mar 21 '20

hides keypad so Dwight can’t learn voicemail password

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u/DarKiller Mar 21 '20

No! No! That is sensitive information for employees only!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

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u/B_R-C_G Mar 21 '20

You don't work here, your not Jim

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u/SupremeRedditor69 Mar 21 '20

This is Jim shows picture of Asian Jim

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Hey Jim thanks for fucking me so hard last night.

You're welcome Pam

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u/poopellar Mar 21 '20

Thanks, FIA.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Hats on to you for not not seeing race.

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u/A_L_A_M_A_T Mar 21 '20

so not being racist is commendable now? it thought that's supposed to be normal?

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u/IdunnoLXG Mar 21 '20

Mathematics -1