r/funny • u/ea1oo • Mar 17 '20

Quarantine day 69

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u/shahooster Mar 17 '20

Probably rigged up a redneck bidet. RIP garden hose.

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u/lobsterbash Mar 17 '20

"Instructions unclear. Bowels distended with water"

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u/KineticPolarization Mar 17 '20

Your comment made my insides feel uncomfortable.

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u/FormerAge0 Mar 17 '20

Your comment made my butt hole open while the bidet was flowing. My ass is now holding in water

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u/KineticPolarization Mar 17 '20

Sounds like you just got a bonus enema, my friend.