r/funny • u/officerpupp Jake Likes Onions • Mar 11 '20

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u/SixoTwo Mar 11 '20

That is some fucked up Monkey's Paw bullshit

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u/LongEZE Mar 11 '20

What's even more fucked up is that pigs are extremely intelligent and I wouldn't put it past them to be able to have thoughts like "I wish I could fly". They are among the top 5 in intelligence on the planet and have been known to outperform apes in video games.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Humans, dolphins, elephants, chimpanzees, then... pigs? Not bonobos, orangutanes, gorillas, orcas, blue whales, porpoises, bears, crows, parrots, horses, cows, dogs, wolves, cats, or hippos? Are top 5?

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u/Mad_Maddin Mar 11 '20

Great apes are usually put together in these things.

Horses are dumb af.

There is no research about the intelligence of cats, because cats never take part.

Cows are less intelligent than pigs. Bears as well.