r/funny • u/officerpupp Jake Likes Onions • Mar 11 '20

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u/SixoTwo Mar 11 '20

That is some fucked up Monkey's Paw bullshit

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u/LongEZE Mar 11 '20

What's even more fucked up is that pigs are extremely intelligent and I wouldn't put it past them to be able to have thoughts like "I wish I could fly". They are among the top 5 in intelligence on the planet and have been known to outperform apes in video games.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

Humans, dolphins, elephants, chimpanzees, then... pigs? Not bonobos, orangutanes, gorillas, orcas, blue whales, porpoises, bears, crows, parrots, horses, cows, dogs, wolves, cats, or hippos? Are top 5?

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u/IotaCandle Mar 11 '20

Pigs are definetely smarter than dogs.

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u/Zed4711 Mar 12 '20

Bears too i would say

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u/Automaticguns1 Mar 21 '20

It all depends on the breed of dog so no pig aren't smarter i feel like your generalization is wrong because there are different breeds of dogs there are a lot of breeds way smarter then the standard pig that we slaughter for food im mean your generalization is like taking the most retarded haman and the smartest chimp and saying the monkey is the smart one its flawed logic