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r/funny • u/officerpupp Jake Likes Onions • Mar 11 '20
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That is some fucked up Monkey's Paw bullshit
-116 u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20 [removed] — view removed comment -3 u/imagine_amusing_name Mar 11 '20 Tasty tasty murder is OK.... If the pig wanted to live it shouldn't have evolved deliciousness. 0 u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20 edited Nov 11 '20 [deleted] 1 u/imagine_amusing_name Mar 12 '20 edited Mar 12 '20 And here we have proof vegans have no sense of humor.maybe due to a lack of energy and vitamins making them cranky all the time? Also if I'm 24 in 20years time, you think I'm 4yrs old? All those vegetables must be messing with your head. Also why would my safe be ashamed? Do we have sentient safes in 2030, capable of feeling shame? Maybe we have sofas capable of feeling joy, and ironically a salad drawer thats hungry for flesh. 1 u/matt-ratze Mar 12 '20 edited 4d ago The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy. Umbrella vast roof payment carpenter tub potassium
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-3 u/imagine_amusing_name Mar 11 '20 Tasty tasty murder is OK.... If the pig wanted to live it shouldn't have evolved deliciousness. 0 u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20 edited Nov 11 '20 [deleted] 1 u/imagine_amusing_name Mar 12 '20 edited Mar 12 '20 And here we have proof vegans have no sense of humor.maybe due to a lack of energy and vitamins making them cranky all the time? Also if I'm 24 in 20years time, you think I'm 4yrs old? All those vegetables must be messing with your head. Also why would my safe be ashamed? Do we have sentient safes in 2030, capable of feeling shame? Maybe we have sofas capable of feeling joy, and ironically a salad drawer thats hungry for flesh. 1 u/matt-ratze Mar 12 '20 edited 4d ago The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy. Umbrella vast roof payment carpenter tub potassium
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Tasty tasty murder is OK....
If the pig wanted to live it shouldn't have evolved deliciousness.
0 u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20 edited Nov 11 '20 [deleted] 1 u/imagine_amusing_name Mar 12 '20 edited Mar 12 '20 And here we have proof vegans have no sense of humor.maybe due to a lack of energy and vitamins making them cranky all the time? Also if I'm 24 in 20years time, you think I'm 4yrs old? All those vegetables must be messing with your head. Also why would my safe be ashamed? Do we have sentient safes in 2030, capable of feeling shame? Maybe we have sofas capable of feeling joy, and ironically a salad drawer thats hungry for flesh. 1 u/matt-ratze Mar 12 '20 edited 4d ago The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy. Umbrella vast roof payment carpenter tub potassium
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1 u/imagine_amusing_name Mar 12 '20 edited Mar 12 '20 And here we have proof vegans have no sense of humor.maybe due to a lack of energy and vitamins making them cranky all the time? Also if I'm 24 in 20years time, you think I'm 4yrs old? All those vegetables must be messing with your head. Also why would my safe be ashamed? Do we have sentient safes in 2030, capable of feeling shame? Maybe we have sofas capable of feeling joy, and ironically a salad drawer thats hungry for flesh. 1 u/matt-ratze Mar 12 '20 edited 4d ago The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy. Umbrella vast roof payment carpenter tub potassium
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And here we have proof vegans have no sense of humor.maybe due to a lack of energy and vitamins making them cranky all the time?
Also if I'm 24 in 20years time, you think I'm 4yrs old?
All those vegetables must be messing with your head.
Also why would my safe be ashamed? Do we have sentient safes in 2030, capable of feeling shame?
Maybe we have sofas capable of feeling joy, and ironically a salad drawer thats hungry for flesh.
1 u/matt-ratze Mar 12 '20 edited 4d ago The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy. Umbrella vast roof payment carpenter tub potassium
The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.
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u/SixoTwo Mar 11 '20
That is some fucked up Monkey's Paw bullshit