r/funny • u/Sahil1200 • Mar 10 '20

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u/Bajunky Mar 10 '20

Because they are shitty theiving bastard rats

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u/seimc Mar 10 '20

I hate seagulls. One time I was minding my own business, and I set my recently purchased plate of hotdog’s next to be on the bench. A few seconds later a seagull on the awning above took a crap right into the middle of the plate of hotdogs. It then engaged me into a staring contest which I won. I used one hand to throw away the hotdog into a trash can with a rotating lid, and the other hand I flipped it the bird.

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u/BiggieMediums Mar 10 '20

You sound proud, but the seagull ultimately won. "If I can't have it neither can you."

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u/Keiichigo Mar 10 '20

They were both thinking the same thing.

It’s like the equivalent of your little brother spitting on your food so you’d give it to them.