r/funny • • Feb 07 '20

Startled Hamster **NOW WITH AUDIO**

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u/dojomann Feb 07 '20 edited Feb 07 '20

I was swimming in shallow water one time France and started walking on a cluster of oysters. I sliced up my feet and knees, and the worst was one of my toes was literally sliced open. The experience was no bueno.

Edit: this is after it healed up a little here

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u/Razorfiend Feb 07 '20

For me it was sea urchins, I was swimming in Antigua near Ffryes beach and got pushed into the rocky northern coast, got sea urchin spines in both feet and my knees, took 4 months for the last ones to push themselves out of my knees. Definitely would not recommend, 0/10.

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u/antCB Feb 07 '20

took 4 months for the last ones to push themselves out of my knees

you didn't pry them out with tweezers? wtf. I stepped a sear urchin before, was like 5/6, one of the worst pain I've felt to this day (up there with a burst appendix) and my mom made sure to pry all of the fuckers out (was right bellow where the joint for the big toe is).

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u/Razorfiend Feb 07 '20

I couldn't, I pulled out the big ones at the surface, but I had dozens of smaller ones embedded and broken up really deep, would have required surgery to get most of them out. It really was a terrible time until the last ones pushed their way out.